I don't want you to think I just wanted to change the color of the house. Believe me, I was fine with it the way it was and would have loved to not spend money on paint, but the outside of the house needed it.
It's hard to tell from these pictures, but this is Masonite siding and the Masonite was showing in several spots, which can lead to moisture getting into the siding. It needed to be cleaned big time, it needed to have all of those spots caulked, and it needed good paint.
And here it is getting painted!
I went with a neutral greige color.
Before and After: